Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The New Regime
A few months ago, a new Head of Something-or-Other was hired. He's a Big Gun, hired away from one of our competitors at great expense. The word was that he was going to really shake up our department, to make us more productive and competitive. We've been waiting to find out just how hard the shaking would be.
Today, we heard the first new policies:
- Employees may no longer wear jeans in the office.
- Employees may no longer use obscene language in the office.
Yep, this guy is a real heavy hitter. I feel more productive and competitive already.
But I guess I should start saving up nickels to put in the Swear Jar.